currently loving;

Things I think Anthony J. Crowley is responsible for that absolutely bit him in the ass later on:

• Creating the concept of selfies but specifically "duck face" selfies (made it up while drunk, because ducks! sobered up and realized how ridiculous he looked)
• The creation of tiktok (created an addicting algorithm, got addicted to it immediately)
• The misery contained within any DMV (had to renew his license the human way one day, realized he hated every second)
• Y2K both causing so much panic and doing absolutely nothing (he could not convince anyone that it was a rumor he made up until it passed)
• Starbucks using the words "grande" for medium and "venti" for large despite "grande" literally meaning large or big (did this as a joke, immediately confused himself)
• The concept of rickrolling (it became Aziraphale's favorite meme and it still is years later. He cannot escape it.)

I've seen a couple Good Omens/Ted Lasso crossovers lately, some in Tedependent circles, and though I love them (seriously, you have no idea how much) my brain is now itching to reverse the expected dynamic. Yeah, yeah, Trent is probably the demon because of his "whole vibe" and Ted is the angel because he's all but literally angelic already, HOWEVER

Please consider:

Ted - "I'm a creative, free-thinking kinda being who took to curiosity like a duck to water—neither of which exists yet, mind—which led to me asking a few too many questions over the millennium. I didn't fall, exactly, so much as saunter vaguely downwards and now I'm definitely the nicest demon you're ever going to meet, but we CAN'T acknowledge that, okay? 'Led Tasso' is the persona I put on when I need to convince Hell I'm doing the real dirty work, and he's definitely scary according to my fellow demon Beard, but otherwise I prefer to just enjoy what you crazy humans have to offer!"

Trent - "I'm a straight-laced, by-the-book kinda being who has been denying my true nature for millennium now but HUSH we don't talk about that, okay? I'm not even aware that there's anything to not talk about because why would there be? Why would I change? As far as anyone is concerned I am the perfect angel, someone who climbed the ranks and now helps keep everyone else in line with a cutting tongue and a perfect recollection of every one of God's rules. I have a perfect angel partner who assists me in my work. We share responsibility for assisting a younger angel as they come into their own. Everything is as it should be because I am not just a servant of Heaven, but THE servant of Heaven. Sin wouldn't dare touch Trent of the Eastern Gate."

[Ted is sent to sow discord among Richmond because professional sports are rife with potential sin, don't you know. Trent is sent to put a stop to Hell's plans and does a stupid amount of research on human football in the process. Because he's thorough, of course, not because he's interested]

Ted, dressed in the dorkiest human clothes that other demons wouldn't be caught dead in, smiling a megawatt smile that has more than a hint of dark mischief attached: "Hi there, angel! I like your glasses."

Trent, dressed in a style he spent days cultivating in a display of narcissism that thoroughness, unnecessary glasses included, staring at this demon trying to tempt the players into... having a pillow fight?: "Is this a fucking joke?"

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they toke

replace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

Isaac Henderson + Text Posts

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 2.22 “Becoming: Part 2”

Red, White and Royal Blue (2023) + tweets

One from the archives.

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

Muriel Does a Fantastic Job! (11758 words) by wanttobeatree
Chapters: 3/4
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Muriel (Good Omens), Nina (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens), Maggie (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Jesus (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Muriel POV, Good Omens Season 2, Heartache, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Eventual Happy Ending, Post-Season/Series 02, Drunk Crowley (Good Omens), Angst and Humor, Muriel has no idea what's going on
Summary:
Muriel is doing a fantastic job! Muriel is having a wonderful time! Muriel is hard at work running A.Z. Fell and Co and will maybe get a commendation for doing such a good job! But it would be easier if Crowley would stop coming round and knocking things over.